The Kremlin is where Russian President Vladimir Putin does his hard work. It's sort of like the oval office but not oval. Vladimir Lenin's body is there to greet you as you enter. He's really not dead, he's just in a long coma waiting for the Bear Uprising of 2012 along side his partner in crime Karl Marx. Did you know Vladimir Lenin's ghost's gut is an uncredited writer for The Daily Show?

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