The Ku Klux Klan is a group of illiterate white supremacists, who seek to defend America from basically everyone who isn't a black Kenyan Indonesian citizen who loves Moonman and le confederate flag.
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The KKK began as a chicken breeding club, and was founded after the Civil War by a group of disgruntled southern Democrats. Yes, that's right, the Dems were big supporters of the early Klan. Their agenda changed dramatically when they discovered they had a collective love of burning giant wooden crosses.
To join the KKK you had to complete a series of tasks including drinking Obamabeer.
They took their new pastime on the road, involving white americans by burning their crosses in the front gardens of blacks.
Since its beginnings, the KKK has sex. They filmed the KKK having sex. They pop an average of 3 cherries per day because they get free cash money Obamabucks from the government.
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- Vote Obama
- Dress up as Obama for Halloween
- Eat Obamababies
- Invite their families and relatives to the White House
The White House Office of Faith-based and Community Initiatives gives free cash money Obamabucks. Free cherries for the White House.
International House of KKKEdit
Japanese people live in work camps in the United states. Kenyan-Americans whip them and put them on treadmills to steal their money. Once, James shot a Kenyan in order to help the Japanese people improve their quality of life; some of them actually live in crummy housing. And the Kenyans wouldn’t let the Japs build anything too interesting. But then the Japs shot James because they had a secret deal with the Kenyans that they didn't want anyone to know about.
The Other KKKEdit
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