Lamar Smith
is a Beautiful Republican
God Bless America
Despite what you may have heard
Lamar Smith
Is totally not racist!
Lamar Smith
is a United States Representative
for the "Fightin' 21th" district of the state of Texas

Lamar Smith is a Texas Republican representing the district right next to Tom DeLay's old one (Tom's was the 22nd).

Tom introduced a bill in Congress that would protect America.

Nevermind the details. Suffice it to say that Lamar loves his mother and The Baby Jesus and would never do anything to hurt either.

Most importantly, he won't allow anyone else to.

See, Lamar wants to keep Ted Stevens' internets tubes clean and articulated by "record(ing) all users' surfing activity, IM conversations and email traffic indefinitely."

It therefore goes without saying that anyone who would block this legislation has something to hide, and must be detained and cavity-searched immediately.


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