Lara Croft is an American Legend™
Not quite as legendary as Stephen, but we can't all be King of Balls™
Lara Croft
lacks Truthiness, Wikiality, and Colbert.
It is your duty to Bring 'em on!

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Lara Croft is the heroine of the Tomb Raider series known for her adventuring, huge tracts of land, British accent and distinctly American behavior.

Evidence of Lara's loyalty to the American way of life.

  • very pro-gun.
  • doesn't care for facts and instead seeks truth through adventures that feature lots of guns and explosions.
  • Never once has been seen to stop for tea.
  • Nice teeth.
  • Known bear killer.
  • Never-ending search for precious treasures...cept gold. I don't know why.

Her status as British is unconfirmed as her place of birth isn't known. Given the above facts she may well have been born American and is now working undercover to spread truthiness and love for The Baby Jesus.

Rumours abound that her character has been kept single until the game developers can secure the rights to use Stephen Colbert's image for a suitable partner for her.

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