is too drunk to drive itself home...
must be Irish.

They're always after me lucky charms...

Leprechauns are magical woodland creatures who hail mainly from Ireland. While they initially appear jovial, they are in fact filled by hatred, spite, and hard liquor.

They spread chaos by appealing to the capitalist instincts of people, and are thus particularly dangerous to honest, God-fearing Americans. They lure unsuspecting folk in with promises of revealing their "pots of gold", and then trap them and force them to watch terrible horror movies featuring Warwick Davis.

Famous Leprechauns Edit

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