Lord North
has bad teeth and a funny accent because he is British.
Lord North,
when you touch yourself you make The Baby Jesus sad!
Keep your hands where we can see them!


Yeah, you better be scared, North.

Lord North was the 12th Prime Minister of the United Kingdom of Great Britain and Ireland. His mortal enemy was Lord South, a Whig; Lord North himself was a Tory. He liked to kiss and touch other men, especially while he was in office.

It was during the prime ministership of Lord North that World War 0 began. It was also during his prime ministership that America won World War 0, although the United Kingdom would not officially surrender until Lord North was removed from office by Parliament and replaced by the Marquis of Rockingham, who was being given a second chance.

After losing his political clout when Parliament basically impeached him, Lord North wandered aimlessly, following his compass. He eventually walked right off the northern tip of Scotland and was eaten by a wayward whale, leaving Lord South to continue plotting his domination of the entire world.

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