"I declared that catsup be legally considered a vegetable in public school lunches!"
~ Ronald Reagan's Ghost
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A healthy school lunch balanced with 4 vegetables: catsup, mustard, salt and pepper

Lunch is a meal between breakfast and dinner often eaten around noon unless you are a godless commie liberal keeping Stalin hours rather than MBA hours then lunch is actually eaten during dinner time. Or unless you are French then it gets all screwed up by calling breakfast a small lunch, lunch a lunch as well as supper a lunch.

Dr. Stephen Colbert has certain views on school lunches but chooses not to share them until John Kerry's wife, the heir of the Heinz catsup fortune, divorces and marries a real American, or at least one not thought to be in alliance with bears.

A Free Lunch

No such thing.