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Mother Nature
Makes The Baby Jesus™ Happy
And that Makes Stephen happy, too!

Looks like Mother Nature’s Aunt Flow is visiting again…

An autographed picture of Mother Nature, why it has the name "Dena Dietrich" on it, no one knows

Mother Nature is God's wife. Afterall, if God wasn't married, that would make Jesus a bastard. Nixo-facto, Mother Nature is God's wife.

Liberals who say that God isn't married want to perpetuate the lie that God is an unmarried bachelor well past his prime, like George Clooney.

In addition, because George Bush is a direct descendant of Jesus, Bush and Mother Nature are related. She doesn't mind that they don't speak; she understands that he needs to have his own life.

Mother Nature Factoids

  • Has an infallible BS detector.
  • Does not have a sense of humor.
  • Never has to poo, fart or spit.
  • Always has a birdie flying around her, and a squirrel or bunny at her feet.
  • Is lactose intolerant.
  • Mothered the Heat Miser and the Snow Miser.
  • Is also the Holy Spirit, which is how she met her husband.
  • Has the biggest knockers in history known as the grand tetons.

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