In addition, because George Bush is a direct descendant of Jesus, Bush and Mother Nature are related. She doesn't mind that they don't speak; she understands that he needs to have his own life.
Mother Nature FactoidsEdit
- Has an infallible BS detector.
- Does not have a sense of humor.
- Never has to poo, fart or spit.
- Always has a birdie flying around her, and a squirrel or bunny at her feet.
- Is lactose intolerant.
- Mothered the Heat Miser and the Snow Miser.
- Is also the Holy Spirit, which is how she met her husband.
- Has the biggest knockers in history known as the grand tetons.
- Global Warming Myth
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