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is a proud und perfect reflection of der Nazi Party.
Und makes The Baby Hitler dance der Goose-Step!
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ist Deutsch, und hat eine bessere Bier als wir.

Es ist Bier braucht nicht bearbeitet, aber ich denke, man sollte alles ändern.
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A Nazi temple. Note the swastika that clearly denotes it as a Nazi institution.

Another Nazi temple. Must be a secret organization because the swastika is only visible from the air.

Nazis are evil, seductive Germans who drink beer, eat sausage and murder millions of people.

Even worse, they claim to have invented beer. Nonsense! America beat them in World War II and World War I-Cold War with the help of Indiana Jones and Captain America. They were trying to kill the Jewish people and take over the world — even England, for some reason — but we stopped them cold single-handedly! The majority of Nazis are also feminists and, according to Pat Robertson, homosexuals and Unitarians.

Members of the Nazi Party

Nothing Comes Between Adolf and His Calvins
The would be Furher launched his career in the spotlight as a Calvin Klein model. Then sent him to Auschwitz.

Nazis in Popular Culture

The Japanese released an anime version about Hitler. But like anything they touch, they turned him into a "little girl", and made it too “cute” and “adorable”.

  • Indiana Jones hates these guys. Or DOES he????
  • Many television channels have a morbid fascination with Nazis, such as The HitlerHistory Channel and A&E
  • Mein Kampf was kind of right when you think about it. Or WAS it???
  • In every WWII video game, you have to kill at least 23,026 Nazis during the course of the game. Or DO you???
  • Stephen Colbert once killed a Nazi and two communist BearSharks while enduring the onslaught of a whining Frenchman with only his hands-- and truth, but that's a given.

The Nazis may have been bastards… but they also gave us Hawt Nazi Dominatrix Supervillains!

Nazi Traditions

Nazi traditions are, but not limited to:

As you can see, Barney is Hitler's first cousin, and was used on the front lines during World War II and III-- yeah that's right, World War III. America won that one too, with no help from the French.

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  • Having pancake breakfasts on Friday
  • Marching in goose step to disco music with tight leather pants and cowboy hats
  • Raping innocent white girls during the third full moon of 1st week of October
  • Killing girls in gas chambers
  • Eating Stem Cells
  • Tomb robbing the grave of L.T Hobhouse looking for his skull
  • Then re-raping a girl because Nazis are necrophiliacs.
  • Burying jars of change in the White House lawn.
  • Then Denouncing America and eating 20 pounds of bratwurst and saying how fat americans are.
  • Tea-Partying with bears (mainly Kodiaks)
  • Dancing with the chickens every night around the fire for fun.
  • Raping those same chickens
  • Killing the chickens
  • Re-raping the chickens because, once again, Nazis are necrophiliacs.
  • Editing articles on Wikipedia.
  • Eating souls.
  • Invading France and Poland, while drinking Beer.
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    The Nazis in 1938 getting prepared to invade Poland, France, and Russia. Do you think that some of these Nazis look familiar? Well, it could just be a coincidence.

    Russian Roulette tournaments with liberals.
  • Raping the liberals who lost Russian Roulette.
  • Finding "solutions" to "problems".

Honorary Nazi Members

Nazi Trivia

The Elite Schattenjäger-Korps
Prowling the Black Forest and Death Metal Concerts, the Nazi "Shadow Hunters" have an insatiable appetite for Kosher ham and hot Metal chicks.

Vierundzwanzig Stunden
Jack Bauer stars in the Nazi version of "24".

The Nazi's Broadway musical became a great sensation with The Gays

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