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Helen Thomas
Newsweek
Belongs to The Vast Left-Wing Media Conspiracy


So-called 'weekly' magazine which delves into such topics as: current political issues, socio-economic discussion, and what was Yasser Arafat's favorite pizza topping 3 weeks before he died. The only way to appear on the cover of Newsweek is to be a complete jack-off. Unless you are Stephen Colbert.

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