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Noah, or God's Seaman, built an ark upon which he placed a pair of each of God's creatures to save them from The Flood.

Noah wanted to leave the bears off the ark, but pinko-commie Archangel Gabriel visited upon him and claimed that bears are also God's creatures. Sadly, bears are actually Satan's minions, which was revealed thousands of years later by Jesus. (See also: Bearism)

Post-Great Flood Career[edit | edit source]

Waiting for God's next page.

After landing at Mt. Ararat, Noah went to Hollywood to pursue a career in acting. His most famous role is that of Dr. Carter on the NBC TV series, ER.

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