Nora Ephron
has been a guest of The Colbert Report
and got nailed in the process
Nora Ephron
Belongs to The Vast Left-Wing Media Conspiracy


Nora Ephron
composed at least one non-audiobook book.


At an undisclosed college indoctrinating the next generation

Nora Ephron is the founding member of a cabal of "sorority sisters", who graduated from "womens' colleges" in post-war America. "Nora" was the most famous of the 7 "Ephron sisters" as they called themselves, because their original choice "Affleck" (lesbionic for lesbian) was already taken.

"Nora" chose to get into writing to fill the God-shaped hole that remains empty in her life because she chooses to "live without a man" (lesbionic for feminist).

Career LowlightsEdit


Nora, and by extention all feminists, got nailed on November 29, 2006.

She spent the entire time dodging her nailing by talking about her neck.

For the record, she still got nailed.

Nora Ephron
gives aid and comfort to America's enemies. As A True American™,
it is your duty to report Nora Ephron to the authorities.
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