Hey, where the hell is
Old Europe???
I don't care, it's not America...hey nice ass, lady!
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Mahmoud Ahmedi-Old Europe-nejad is a terrorist.
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Old Europe has earned

Old Europe (also known as the Axis of weasels) is populated by cheese-eating surrender monkeys, in the southern part, and ankle-grabbing Nancy boys in the east, and NO, europeans are not the ancestors of America! They are propaganda-monkeys. They used to believe in God, but now the are mostly concerned about their shoes, especially in the Dutchland. Because the atheist New Europeans are so concerned about shoes and cheese they don't have time to make babies. Because of this they have to import Arabs to do their work, pay their pensions and keep their countries populated, leading their countries to become increasingly Moo-slim. One day America and the New Europe will have to fight World War IV against the Moo-slims and the few remaining atheists in Old Europe.

As the entire population of Old Europe is born cowardly, they have difficulty fighting their own wars against anyone other than illiterate Argentinians on sheepback, and often require the asistance of America's unstopable millitary might.

Outrageously, although the blood and sweat of our freedom-loving, segregated Armed Forces saved their asses not once, but twice from total anihilation, we have yet to recieve a "Thank You" card.

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Old Europe
makes The Baby Jesus sad.
Does your mother know you read these filthy liberal myths?

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