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Oliver North is a retired Lieutenant Colonel piece of S.H.I.T.[1] Military Commentator for Fox News. (Born October 31, 24A.D.) He started his career as a Roman Soldier for the Roman Empire.

Mr. North's Military Career[edit | edit source]

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“I thought using the Ayatollah's money
to support the Nicaraguan resistance was a neat idea.” [1]
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~ Ollie's Assessment of Iran-Contra

Recent Battles[edit | edit source]

On Television[edit | edit source]

On Radio[edit | edit source]

Under Oath[edit | edit source]

Oliver North Factoids[edit | edit source]

  • Smuggled drugs for noble purposes.
  • He never told a lie in his life.
  • He was a peacekeeping soldier, not a combat soldier.

Footnotes[edit | edit source]

  1. Super. Hetero. Intelligent. Toughguy

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