He supports our Greatest President Ever
Oliver North is a retired Lieutenant Colonel piece of S.H.I.T.[1] Military Commentator for Fox News. (Born October 31, 24A.D.) He started his career as a Roman Soldier for the Roman Empire.
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Mr. North's Military Career[edit | edit source]
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to support the Nicaraguan resistance was a neat idea.” [1] |
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~ Ollie's Assessment of Iran-Contra
Recent Battles[edit | edit source]
On Television[edit | edit source]
On Radio[edit | edit source]
Under Oath[edit | edit source]
Oliver North Factoids[edit | edit source]
- Smuggled drugs for noble purposes.
- Thinks Jimmy Carter is really really bad.
- He never told a lie in his life.
- He was a peacekeeping soldier, not a combat soldier.
- He is a committed Christian.
- The Iran-Contra Affair is just a myth made up by filthy liberals who hate America and the The Baby Jesus and will burn in hell.
- Ronald Reagan is in heaven giving him a thumbs up.
Footnotes[edit | edit source]
- ↑ Super. Hetero. Intelligent. Toughguy
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