Oscars That Are Destroying America
is a featured segment of
the Greatest American Television Show--EVER!!!, The Colbert Report.

  • Dr. Colbert hosts Oscar Party
    • No Chex Mix For Old Men
  • Dr. Colbert liked this year's host
    • Ellen DeGeneres rocked the pant suit
      • looked a little hippie
  • acceptance speeches sounded like ads for Rosetta Stone
  • Tilda Swinton comes from the future
  • Traitor Parade
    • Stephen's romantic comedy, "When Harry Waterboarded Sally..." (Meg Ryan has already signed on)
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