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Despite what you may have heard
Phill Kline
Is totally not gay!
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Fetal protector, Phill Kline protecting America's future mercenaries!

The former Attorney General for the state of Kansas, Phill (the extra "L" is for love) is a first-rank Christian public servant, in that he protects Christians from the public and servants.

In 2007, Phill charged a Kansas Planned Parenthood concentration camp with numerous crimes against propriety.











I am Phill Kline and and my lawyer swears I'm not a
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