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The Kingdom of Portugal
GeeseA group of Portugeese leaving Iraq
Capitol: Luis Figo's house.
National Flower: The Hymen of a 12 year old...that's about as long far as they get until they're married off for 25 gallons of milk.
Official Language: Spanish with a cleft pallet.
National Bird: The brown breasted Prostitute
Country Motto: If there's grass on the field, play ball!
Nickname: Spain's Oregon.
Governor: Jesus
National Anthem: This Little Light of Mine
Population: 10 million people 12 families.
Standard MPH: 40 Mainland 110 on the islands.
Principal imports: Living Animals
Principal exports: Dead Animals, Cristiano Ronaldo, Nani
Principal industries: Meat packing... and the linguisa isn't bad either.
Fun Fact # 1: The Portuguese are world's second largest consumer of garlic, they are only bested by those sweaty Italian fruits.
Fun Fact # 2: To recieve a lawful divorce in Portugal a woman is required to fill out the proper paper work and show sufficient evidence that her husband has hit her with an object wider than a frying pan.

Portugal is a peninsula in Europe. It is Spain's Oregon. The Portuguese capital is Lisbon, named for the First Queen of Portugal, Lesbonia. Some famous explorers came from there. It is thought that one of them, Amerigo Vespucci, invented Brazil.

Portugal is referred to as a "country" by some; to others, such as Americans and other It-getters, it is nonexistent and pointless. Its soccer team couldn't even beat France in the 2006 World Cup, and France never wins anything.

This country is a member of the European Union, making the official languages Welsh and French.

Military HistoryEdit

Portugal is a proud member of the Coalition of the Willing.[1]

Portual has also been involved in various other minor military endeavors that are not worthy of mention.


Spain was France's girlfriend. Russia thought "how the hell does that ugly son of a bitch get a girlfriend?". Now Russia is fat because he ate too many countries. Russia spit out 2 countries he ate. Belarus and Poland. He told the 2 countries to take Spain's ass out of France's hand. Because the Polish were comming to take the Spanish, the French contacted Germany. The Germans agreed to help the French. The Germans told the Polish to back off from the French. The Polish and Belarusians told the French and Germans that they (Poland and Belarus) were spit out from Russia. This made Spain shit. BOOM! You get Portugal!

Or to make a long story short, Spain took a shit in the Atlantic coastline. BOOM! You get yourself Portugal!

References Edit

  1. Sadly infected with a mass epidemic liberal disorder, Portugal withdrew its troops from Iraq in 2005 to watch some stupid soccer-like game.

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