Raccoons pretending to be British.

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This article will rip off the mask of lies and expose the truth behind these short bears!

Kin to Bears? Well They Do StealEdit

Like Bears, raccoons have a sweet tooth, as noted in the below picture.They also are thought to be gay but this has not been proven. They will steal anything, mostly attracted to bright shiny objects like tin foil, coins and chromed out vehicles. However, sweets deter raccoons from stealing your freshly pimped out ride


This raccoon is securing his role as apex-predator of the sugar cookies.

Raccoons come from Raccoon city, which is a really real city and NOT Toronto

Raccoons on Parole Edit


Maybe Gitmo will teach ya!

Some raccoons are released early on parole. Many go back into raccoon civilization only to repeat the same crime and return to prison.

Evil dolphin
Stephen hates utah
Raccoons is in Wikiality's Animal Perdition

This horrid beast will spend eternity wandering the vitriolous wastelands of Utah.

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