Firetruck roastbeef Randomness is anti-truthiness.

Randomness can best be found in games like "mad libs" or psychosis like "word salad".

Randomness have been shown not to be truthiness due to the slim possibility that a feature of liberalism might sneak in there. This cannot be allowed to happen as liberalism is antithetical to everything truthy.

All Americans know this.

Nixo-facto, randomness is not truthiness. Not now, not ever.

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