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Abandon Truthiness All Ye Who Enter This Internets Tube!
"Reading"
discusses one of the Liberal's Ridiculous Theories and Notions.
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The Baby Satan has a special place in hell for
Reading
and YOU just for visiting this internets tube!
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Reading
is an insidious part of the
Fancy-pantsification of America!
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W A R N I N G ! ! !
Reading
is not intended for drunken frat boys
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Not quite girlie, not quite man,
Reading
is all Girlieman.
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Be careful when reading
Reading
as it might have something to do with thinking...
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Reading
makes the Baby Jesus cry,
and should be treated with caution contempt!
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Reading
is a member of the Stemcellocracy.

What will we tell the blastocysts?
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Reading has earned
the (Senator) Franken COMMUNIST-SOCIALIST-MARXIST SEAL OF APPROVAL
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Reading
is science-related, sending it straight to hell.
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Reading
is a Traitor
And will soon feel the wrath of a vengeful Baby Jesus.
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"Reading"
is hippie-related, and not groovy to The Baby Jesus.
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"Reading"
Is an essential component of
Wikiality.com's Internets Tube for Nerds
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Reading
gives aid and comfort to America's enemies. As A True American™,
it is your duty to report Reading to the authorities.
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Reading,
when you touch yourself you make The Baby Jesus sad!
Keep your hands where we can see them!


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Reading is part of the secret Canadian Domination over the USA.
Fear us.
Long Live Canada.
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Reading
is evil and impure.
The Baby Satan and The Baby Muhammed feed on this stuff!
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"Reading"
is an Official "Lover of Immoral Bears" (LiB) Site™
PROCEED WITH CAUTION
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Reading
Belongs to The Vast Left-Wing Media Conspiracy
Reading
makes The Baby Jesus sad.
Does your mother know you read these filthy liberal myths?
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Reading
is a proud und perfect reflection of der Nazi Party.
Und makes The Baby Hitler dance der Goose-Step!
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Busted! Reading has been smacked with an “Overuse of Templates” Template
Did a monkey put this page together?
Well, it’s time to get another monkey to move some templates,
or Reading will be Dead To Me!

I don't know what this poster says, but there's an eagle and he's tearing up a book, so it must be good! U.S.A.! U.S.A.!

Reading

Inflected form of transitive verb "(to) read"
Pronunciation: 'rE-di[ng]
1.a. Not recommended.
1.b. the sucking of words out of a book through your eyes. Reading may make you cry through your eyes, or maybe your penis. Why take the risk? The Greatest President Ever put it best when he said:
"For every book you read, two more little Iraqi children die. Isn't that sad?"

See Also



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"Reading"
is a part of Wikiality.com's dictionary, "Watch What You Say". For the full dictionary, click here.

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