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"Rich People"
is Most Beloved by God over all His creations
Now and Forever, Amen.
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Stealing from the rich is a crime. Stealing from the poor is just good business.
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~ Scrooge McDuck

Socialism at the hands of the poor is too dangerous.
Which is why the rich are willing to take the sacrifice to infiltrate the socialist movement until it implodes.

Rich people need their hourly ration of money or they could die! Do you want them to die?

Rich People or as they are now called Job creating Americans are the kind of people every good American strives to become (or stay or inherit from or marry).

A Chart Showing The Difference Between Rich People & Communists

Category for Comparison What The Rich Have What Those Other People Have
Clothing rich people's clothing fits, are color coordinated and are currently in style poor people's clothing no longer fit the people who donated it, their colors are faded and say things like "Patriots 19-0"
Housing [1] rich people's houses have roofs, doors that lock and adjustable rate mortgages paid by people who rent poor people's houses have markings on the outside indicating which side is up, doors that shut with duck tape and can be found behind rent-a-centers

How Does One Stay Rich?

It is not a sin to be rich… the more you have the better…

It is preferable that one does it the old fashion way which of course is to steal it.

How Does One Become Rich?

Things Rich People Have That Those Other People Don't

Rich People
brings Wealth and Prosperity to Americans and
The Free Market
America thanks you, Rich People
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Laws are for serfs, not for the Lords
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~ a Rich Man

Are You Rich?

Not everyone is rich, sadly. For example if you are a tea bagging politicians that owns several sandwich business and makes over $6 million dollars in profits but you only keep $400,000 after overhead, then no. You are not rich, you are poor and you are one of those special peoples who deserves a tax cut to help you reach your dream of becoming rich. Carry on, Mr. "I want to be rich but I am not", carry on!

To know more if you are rich or not, just study these charts and observe where are you positioned in your median income.

See also, The Plight of the Rich.

Also, if you drink and do nothing all do, you are either filthy rich or lazy poor.

The Gilded Age, Part II

We are back, baby!

A Note of Appreciation From the Rich:

Let’s be honest: you’ll never win the lottery.

On the other hand, the chances are pretty good that you’ll slave away at some miserable job the rest of your life. That’s because you were in all likelihood born into the wrong social class. Let’s face it — you’re a member of the working caste. Sorry!

As a result, you don’t have the education, upbringing, connections, manners, appearance, and good taste to ever become one of us. In fact, you’d probably need a book the size of the yellow pages to list all the unfair advantages we have over you. That’s why we’re so relieved to know that you still continue to believe all those silly fairy tales about “justice” and “equal opportunity” in America.

Of course, in a hierarchical social system like ours, there’s never been much room at the top to begin with. Besides, it’s already occupied by us — and we like it up here so much that we intend to keep it that way. But at least there’s usually someone lower in the social hierarchy you can feel superior to and kick in the teeth once in a while. Even a lowly dishwasher can easily find some poor slob further down in the pecking order to sneer and spit at. So be thankful for migrant workers, prostitutes, and homeless street people.

Always remember that if everyone like you were economically secure and socially privileged like us, there would be no one left to fill all those boring, dangerous, low-paid jobs in our economy. And no one to fight our wars for us, or blindly follow orders in our totalitarian corporate institutions. And certainly no one to meekly go to their grave without having lived a full and creative life. So please, keep up the good work!

You also probably don’t have the same greedy, compulsive drive to possess wealth, power, and prestige that we have. And even though you may sincerely want to change the way you live, you’re also afraid of the very change you desire, thus keeping you and others like you in a nervous state of limbo. So you go through life mechanically playing your assigned social role, terrified what others would think should you ever dare to “break out of the mould.”

Naturally, we try to play you off against each other whenever it suits our purposes: high-waged workers against low-waged, unionized against non-unionized, Black against White, male against female, American workers against Japanese against Mexican against…. We continually push your wages down by invoking “foreign competition,” “the law of supply and demand,” “national security,” or “the bloated federal deficit.” We throw you on the unemployed scrap heap if you step out of line or jeopardize our profits. And to give you an occasional break from the monotony of our daily economic blackmail, we allow you to participate in our stage-managed electoral shell games, better known to you ordinary folks as “elections.” Happily, you haven’t a clue as to what’s really happening — instead, you blame “Aliens,” “Tree-hugging Environmentalists,” “Niggers,” “Jews,” Welfare Queens,” and countless others for your troubled situation.

We’re also very pleased that many of you still embrace the “work ethic,” even though most jobs in our economy degrade the environment, undermine your physical and emotional health, and basically suck your one and only life right out of you. We obviously don’t know much about work, but we’re sure glad you do!

Of course, life could be different. Society could be intelligently organized to meet the real needs of the general population. You and others like you could collectively fight to free yourselves from our domination. But you don’t know that. In fact, you can’t even imagine that another way of life is possible. And that’s probably the greatest, most significant achievement of our system — robbing you of your imagination, your creativity, your ability to think and act for yourself.

So we’d truly like to thank you from the bottom of our heartless hearts. Your loyal sacrifice makes possible our corrupt luxury; your work makes our system work. Thanks so much for “knowing your place” — without even knowing it!

See, they appreciate the poor!

See Also

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