Richard Linklater
has been a guest of The Colbert Report
and got nailed in the process


Bush is ashamed Linklater is from Texas

Richard Linklater is a Hollywood movie director from Texas.

Is employed because he is from Texas.

False Beliefs About CapitalismEdit

Mr. Linklater has no understanding whatsoever about capitalism. He revealed during his in-depth nailing with Dr. Colbert that he does not know how the free market works or what supply and demand are.

Mr. Linklater also hates that fast food restaurants are successful.

His movie, "Fast Food Nation" (Rated: "Technically Fictional") is the manifestation of his hate for Happy Meals and by extention: America. He is working in concert with a coalition of red-blooded communist cows to make anti-meat films that decry good old-fashioned red-blooded American capitalism.


  • "A Scanner Darkly" One of the Movies That Are Destroying America
  • "Bad News Bears"
  • "Before Sunset"
  • "The School of Rock"
  • "Waking Life"
  • "The Newton Boys"
  • "SubUrbia"
  • "Before Sunrise"
  • "Dazed and Confused" - His greatest film, it stars Matthew McConaughey.
  • "Slacker"

Riding Matthew McConaughey's CoattailsEdit

As a gay, Mr. Linklater follows Matthew McConaughey very closely. He claims to know Matthew even going so far as to say he "knew" Matthew was The Sexiest Man Alive.

Only a gay would know that.

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