is science-related, sending it straight to hell.
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A scientist at work, possibly breeding new Magical Machines...

Scientists are self-important people who do not believe in Intelligent Design or anything from The Holy Bible, which makes The Baby Jesus sad. Scientists are unduly concerned with facts and do not use their gut enough. They are more threatening than BobcatsEpisode #447

Anyone accusing Stephen of being a scientist should die.


Possibly using some as-yet-undiscovered technology.

Used to tell us what was possible, now they just tell us what's not possible.

Now they just say time travel is impossible.

But it's all a lie.

Who Can Become A Scientist?

Godless Communists, hippies, bear-lovers, and some suprisingly hot Euro Chicks[1].

What Education Does A Scientist Need?

Public Speaking, so they can learn how to lie and accept evolution without showing their lack of balls.

What Do Scientists Do?

They attack and disfigure God's creatures to lie about the Bible. If they followed their gut, they would realized they are the Devil's workers.

What Special Equipment Do Scientists Need?

Pluto-sized balls to disobey their gut.

Where Do Scientists Work?

They work in God killing factories (also known as laboratories) and use facts to say bullshit about the world.

How Much Money Do Scientists Make?

Depends on how much they fool us into believing their liberal bias. If they make many believe them, then their bear leaders give them Satan's money.

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makes The Baby Jesus sad.
Does your mother know you read these filthy liberal myths?