Shere Hite
has been a guest of The Colbert Report
and got nailed in the process

Shere Hite

Shere Hite, Celibate Sex Goddess

Shere Hite is an American born sexologist and feminist. No one is sure why she had to have a masters degree in history, and a Ph.D in social history to be a sexologist, but she spent many years going to school before she could finally get out there and make some money, relieving her parents of the burden of supporting her through a third degree.

Shere Hite was a guest on The Colbert Report. Stephen was victorious over her by showing that he was a Real Man who knows how to keep his woman satisfied. Shere Hite was not able to embarrass Stephen or lecture him on the finer points of sex.

One Scary Sexologist

One Scary Sexologist

Meaningless Factoids Edit

  • Shere Hite likes to be interviewed on talk shows so she can try to embarrass the host by talking dirty and being a feminist. This, however, did not work with Stephen.
  • Shere Hite has a funny accent. It is not known how someone born in Saint Joseph, Missouri could have grown up with such a weird accent.
  • Shere Hite likes to talk about sex and write books about sex, but she does not like to actually have sex.
  • Shere Hite is an alien.

Other Sources of Carnal Information Edit

The Hite Report

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