Snow, an atmospheric phenomenon, is totally irrelevant except for a few important things:

  • In large quantities it proves Global Warming false.
  • When coupled with thunder, it creates thundersnow, a definite sign of the impending rapture. The godless beware
  • Is the work of the Devil
  • Commonly used as a curse word
  • Stays too damn long
  • Is fucking cold
  • Causes people to kill themselves for scientificalized reasons involving vitamins gotten from the sun

there is going to be a floody floody get out of the munddy muddy this has nothing to do with snow

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