Soviet Russia is not very mysterious it just sucks to the point that they teach college classes about it. The following information about Soviet Russia is available and standable to the common American:
- In Soviet Russia, TV watch you!!!
- What is Happy Meal called in Soviet Russia? Unhappy Meal!!!
- What you call happiness in Soviet Russia? Vodka!!!
- In Soviet Russia, car drive you!!!
- In California, you can always find a party; in Soviet Russia, the Party can always find you!!!
- In Soviet Union, Full House means KGB in your basement!!!
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