Stephen Colbert's Formula 401 is the unrefrigerated predecessor to Formula 402.
It is of course, Stephen's man-root essence, that contains Dr. Colbert's personal genetic material along with xanthan gum and high fructose corn syrup.Episode #298
It can be ordered from colbertnation.com (shipping not available to P.O. Box addresses) and could also be found for a limited time at The Stephen Colbert Museum and Gift Shop for $40.00 a box.
A few months ago, the Colbert Report may or may not have received a special rush order #100343 from a certain 'M. Cheney' at Number One Observatory Circle in Washington, D.C.
Some quantities of Formula 401 may have been contamined by an unspecified number of David Crosby sperm at the Harvesting Lab due to an accident.
Beware of cheap Chinese bootlegs: Look for the eagle hologram on the box to be sure you're getting Stephen's man-root essence.
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- Be sure to keep it on iceEpisode #514