Stephen Colbert's Formula 401 is the unrefrigerated predecessor to Formula 402.
It is of course, Stephen's man-root essence, that contains Dr. Colbert's personal genetic material along with xanthan gum and high fructose corn syrup.Episode #298
It can be ordered from colbertnation.com (shipping not available to P.O. Box addresses) and could also be found for a limited time at The Stephen Colbert Museum and Gift Shop for $40.00 a box.
Rush Orders[edit | edit source]
A few months ago, the Colbert Report may or may not have received a special rush order #100343 from a certain 'M. Cheney' at Number One Observatory Circle in Washington, D.C.
WARNING[edit | edit source]
Some quantities of Formula 401 may have been contamined by an unspecified number of David Crosby sperm at the Harvesting Lab due to an accident.
Beware of cheap Chinese bootlegs: Look for the eagle hologram on the box to be sure you're getting Stephen's man-root essence.
Special Offer[edit | edit source]
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Special Instructions[edit | edit source]
- Be sure to keep it on iceEpisode #514