Stephen Colbert Fantasies Board

Stephen Colbert Fantasies Board
is a featured segment of
the Greatest American Television Show--EVER!!!, The Colbert Report.

The Stephen Colbert Fantasies Board was first seen on the January 31, 2007 broadcast of The Colbert Report. Reddish-pink in color, the Fantasies board displays the current contents of Stephen's dreamlife.

Ladies: Currently the Fantasies board has a free spot!

FantasiesEdit

• Weekend With Dr. House
• Duet With Justin Timberlake
• Astronaut License
• (OPEN)
• Colmes In Gitmo
• Attend Hogwarts
• Golf With Nixon
• Hunt Man
• Wrestle Manilow
• Leather Pants
• Try Appletini
• Baby Carrots

Removed FantasiesEdit

• Jane Fonda - sent to the On Notice board.

An angel does not make love. An angel is love.

Pending FantasiesEdit

These fantasies have been disclosed to the Heroes, but have yet to be posted on the board.

• Repopulating America's Planet with the Queen of England