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Attention America!

Filthy Vermont liberals have jumped aboard Our Glorious Stephen's coattails!

We must respond!

It seems a commie ice cream cooperative have named an ice cream after The Honorable Professor Dr. Stephen T. Colbert, D.F.A. (please see: AmeriCone Dream)

We cannot allow this to stand without an acceptable American alternative.

Please post your flavors below.

Stephen Colbert Ice Cream Flavors

(Please note: "Colberry is already taken")


Rocky O'Reilly

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Rocky
O'Reilly
























Rocky
O'Reilly

Ingredients:

  • red dye #40
  • love, patriotism
  • falafel

I Don't See Color Neapolitan

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"I Don't See Color"
Neapolitan
























"I Don't See Color"
Neapolitan
Ingredients:

  • chocolate, vanilla, mocha, lemon & other assorted flavors
  • just a dash of multiculturalism

French Toast

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  • Bits of freedom toast
  • Maple Syrup (made in America, not in Canada)
  • The container features a picture of the Eiffel Tower getting toasted

Lick It

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Lick It
























Lick It
Ingredients:

  • alkaline
  • temptation
  • positivity
  • negativity
  • sulfuric acid crystals
  • and other natural colors and flavors

Parumpum! Rum Raisin

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Parumpum!
Rum Raisin
























Parumpum!
Rum Raisin
Ingredients:

  • raisins (grapes, speed dried in a "hyper dry-ve")
  • rum (from the planet Rumulus)
  • hundreds of girlfriends
  • futuristic sex appeal

Yumerica

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Yumerica
























Yumerica
Ingredients:

  • mad chunks of real bear meat
  • pizza flavored
  • just a hint of Reagan

French Vanilla Man

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French Vanilla Man
























French Vanilla Man
Ingredients:

  • French Vanilla Ice Cream
  • ribbons of Stephen Colbert's Formula 401 Pour L'Artiste

Red, White and True

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Red, White and True
























Red, White and True
Ingredients:


  • Vanilla Ice Cream
  • bits of real cherries
  • a blue Sodium Pentothal Swirl

Truty Fruity

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Truty Fruity
























Truty Fruity
Ingredients:


  • Chocked full of the Truth
  • about Gays

Honey Beary

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Honey Beary
























Honey Beary
Ingredients:


  • Honey
  • Gummie Bears


Chili Ripple

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Chili Ripple
























Chili Ripple
Ingredients:


  • Chunks of 7 different meats
  • Ribbons of hot sauce
  • Stephen Colbert family tradition-flavored
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