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Attention America!
Filthy Vermont liberals have jumped aboard Our Glorious Stephen's coattails!
We must respond!
It seems a commie ice cream cooperative have named an ice cream after The Honorable Professor Dr. Stephen T. Colbert, D.F.A. (please see: AmeriCone Dream)
We cannot allow this to stand without an acceptable American alternative.
Please post your flavors below.
Stephen Colbert Ice Cream Flavors
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(Please note: "Colberry is already taken")
Rocky O'Reilly
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Rocky
O'Reilly
Ingredients:
- red dye #40
- love, patriotism
- falafel
I Don't See Color Neapolitan
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"I Don't See Color"
Neapolitan
Ingredients:
- chocolate, vanilla, mocha, lemon & other assorted flavors
- just a dash of multiculturalism
French Toast
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- Bits of freedom toast
- Maple Syrup (made in America, not in Canada)
- The container features a picture of the Eiffel Tower getting toasted
Lick It
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Lick It
Ingredients:
- alkaline
- temptation
- positivity
- negativity
- sulfuric acid crystals
- and other natural colors and flavors
Parumpum! Rum Raisin
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Parumpum!
Rum Raisin
Ingredients:
- raisins (grapes, speed dried in a "hyper dry-ve")
- rum (from the planet Rumulus)
- hundreds of girlfriends
- futuristic sex appeal
Yumerica
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Yumerica
Ingredients:
- mad chunks of real bear meat
- pizza flavored
- just a hint of Reagan
French Vanilla Man
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French Vanilla Man
Ingredients:
- French Vanilla Ice Cream
- ribbons of Stephen Colbert's Formula 401 Pour L'Artiste
Red, White and True
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Red, White and True
Ingredients:
- Vanilla Ice Cream
- bits of real cherries
- a blue Sodium Pentothal Swirl
Truty Fruity
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Truty Fruity
Ingredients:
- Chocked full of the Truth
- about Gays
Honey Beary
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Honey Beary
Ingredients:
- Honey
- Gummie Bears
Chili Ripple
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Chili Ripple
Ingredients:
- Chunks of 7 different meats
- Ribbons of hot sauce
- Stephen Colbert family tradition-flavored