Stephen Colbert Ice Cream Flavors

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Attention America!

Filthy Vermont liberals have jumped aboard Our Glorious Stephen's coattails!

We must respond!

It seems a commie ice cream cooperative have named an ice cream after The Honorable Professor Dr. Stephen T. Colbert, D.F.A. (please see: AmeriCone Dream)

We cannot allow this to stand without an acceptable American alternative.

Please post your flavors below.

Stephen Colbert Ice Cream FlavorsEdit

(Please note: "Colberry is already taken")

Rocky O'ReillyEdit

Rocky
O'Reilly
Ingredients:

• red dye #40
• love, patriotism
• falafel

I Don't See Color NeapolitanEdit

"I Don't See Color"
Neapolitan
Ingredients:

• chocolate, vanilla, mocha, lemon & other assorted flavors
• just a dash of multiculturalism

French Toast Edit

• Bits of freedom toast
• Maple Syrup (made in America, not in Canada)
• The container features a picture of the Eiffel Tower getting toasted

Lick ItEdit

Lick It
Ingredients:

• alkaline
• temptation
• positivity
• negativity
• sulfuric acid crystals
• and other natural colors and flavors

Parumpum! Rum RaisinEdit

Parumpum!
Rum Raisin
Ingredients:

• raisins (grapes, speed dried in a "hyper dry-ve")
• rum (from the planet Rumulus)
• hundreds of girlfriends
• futuristic sex appeal

YumericaEdit

Yumerica
Ingredients:

• mad chunks of real bear meat
• pizza flavored
• just a hint of Reagan

French Vanilla ManEdit

French Vanilla Man
Ingredients:

• French Vanilla Ice Cream
• ribbons of Stephen Colbert's Formula 401 Pour L'Artiste

Red, White and TrueEdit

Red, White and True
Ingredients:

• Vanilla Ice Cream
• bits of real cherries
• a blue Sodium Pentothal Swirl

Truty FruityEdit

Truty Fruity
Ingredients:

• Chocked full of the Truth
• about Gays

Honey BearyEdit

Honey Beary
Ingredients:

• Honey
• Gummie Bears

Chili RippleEdit

Chili Ripple
Ingredients:

• Chunks of 7 different meats
• Ribbons of hot sauce
• Stephen Colbert family tradition-flavored