ATTENTION: This Page is for Real Americans™ ONLYIf you are not a Real American™, pack your bags and report to GITMO. Hey Ma!Pack your banjo and chewin' t'backer, we fixin' to enjoy us someTed Cruz Ted Cruzis a Truthiness Crusader! I am not a stinking Canadian. ~ Ted Cruz Canadian Traitor, 2015 Real American Hero! Retrieved from "https://wikiality.fandom.com/wiki/Ted_Cruz?oldid=274842" Categories: American Extra Classic Southern American Christian Truthiness Crusader! Fruotes Add category Cancel Save Community content is available under CC-BY-SA unless otherwise noted.