Ted Koppel
has been a guest of The Colbert Report
and got nailed in the process


Ted Koppel has been a prisoner of Iran for 10,005 days.

Ted was Stephen's guest on the March 8, 2007 ediition of The Colbert Report. Stephen would have liked to call Ted a legend, but he believes he exists.


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Famous Quotes

  • "I heard you were coming on in this timeslot – 11:30PM... what was the point?"-- after hearing he would have to face Dr. Colbert, March 8, 2007
  • “In fairness to Bush, there were a couple of days that didn’t suck.”-- promoting his television special, "A Look Back On The 21st Century"


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