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The Check-InEdit

Stephen quotes West Side Story's 'Tonight.'


  • Prison Break
"A federal appeals court says the President can't indefinitely detain enemy combatants. OK. Let's set a time limit: 1000 years!"
  • Dental Damn
"Plus, toothpaste from China is found to contain poison. 4 out of 5 dentists recommend you do not use it. The 5th? Dead."
  • CC Writer
"Then, my guest will be Will Schwalbe who has co-written a book on email etiquette. I'll interview him in ALL CAPITAL LETTERS."

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Hey, America! I got shotgun! Not the seat. The gun. This is The Colbert Report.
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~ Stephen Colbert
June 20, 2007 The Colbert Report

Bloomberg Leaves The GOPEdit

The WørdEdit

Cheating Death with Dr. Stephen T. Colbert D.F.A.Edit



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Take it from me – there's nothing like a job well done.
Except the quiet, enveloping darkness of the bottom of an empty bottle of Jim Beam after a job done any way at all.
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~ Stephen Colbert
June 20, 2007


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