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Date: August 15, 2007 Season:
Episode: 299 Production code: 3106
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  • Blog Grabber
"Do liberal blogs allow hate speech? Some of those emoticons can be pretty harsh."
  • Faster, Gonzales. Kill! Kill!
"Then Attorney General Alberto Gonzales gets the power to fast track executions. Journalists, you're working on a new deadline!"
  • Tear Down This Wallis
"Plus, my guest Michael Wallis thinks the real America lies off the interstates. It's a great book to read while you're stuck in traffic on the interstates."

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If anyone asks you where I was between 11:30 and 12,
I was right here. This is
The Colbert Report.
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~ Stephen Colbert
August 15, 2007 The Colbert Report


  • Quoted Doris Grau from Eddie Murphy's "Distinguished Gentleman"[1]
    • can tell 3/4 of a Jewish joke
    • 3/4 of a circumcision, 75% more painful than you can imagine
    • Lechaim!
  • Hate Groups

Monkey On The LamEdit

  • Oliver, capuchin monkey
    • picked at his lock at the Tupelo Zoo
    • cannot do one recurring monkey segment

Alberto GonzalesEdit



Dr. Colbert's doctor told him he had to wear an animal protective cone to prevent him from chewing on his wrist cast.

On the plus side, it makes it easier for him to take his pills.


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