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Date: August 20, 2007 Season:
Episode: 301 Production code: 3108
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The Check-InEdit

Stephen is suffering from heat exhaustion since moving the set and audience out of Colbert Report City and into Afghanistan so that he may broadcast from there.

Stephen was thoughtful enough to tell Mrs. Jew he loved her.


  • Toy Scary
"Chinese-made Barbie toys are tainted with heavy metals. On the plus side, Ken's finally got some lead in his pencil."
  • Borderline Personality
"Plus, I take a look at the people who are keeping our borders safe. Every time I say "Lou Dobbs" drink."
  • Lego My Ego
"Then, my guest, Nathan Sawaya, is an artist whose medium is legos and I assume his museum is his mother's basement."

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I'm offering back to school savings. Save yourself the pain and don't go back to school. This is The Colbert Report.
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~ Stephen Colbert
August 20, 2007 The Colbert Report

Wrist WatchEdit

  • America's Wrist Injuries
  • WristStrong Bracelet (made from the rarest of plastics, red)
  • Couric is the sound of a breaking heart
  • Brian Williams
    • has no honor
    • and forearms like ham hocks
  • available online at
    • to benefit Yellow Ribbon Fund

Christmas ShoppingEdit

  • turd in punchbowl
  • Wal Mart
    • Bow Wow Fun Chew Chew Fun
    • Toothpaste
    • Chinese bib (contains lead)
      • Chinese lead is mostly cardboard
  • Made In Iraq (the word)

Justice SystemEdit



Promoting the Colbert-Branson Interview Train -wreck.


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