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February 4, 2008
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No statement of truth, show started with theme and opening graphics.


A Great Victory

Dr. Colbert is high on the McCain thing

  • Huckabee is taking votes away from Romney
    • A vote for Huckabee is a vote for John McCain
    • actually a vote for Huckabee is a vote for Dr. Colbert (transitive property of Huckabee)
    • Dr. Colbert is John McCain
      • Dr. Colbert is a war hero
      • their wife is a looker

Stephen's Irish Friend shrinks as compared to Stephen's Jewish Friend, when in The Eagle's Nest.

Dr. Colbert's Jewish Friend interrupted again

  • disputes Stephen's creation of Huckabee

Dr. Colbert took out his Network Host Ass-kicking Belt

  • John requested a screen grab, despite the strike (see right)
  • Stephen is a bit frightened of the hulking Irishman

Super Tuesday

Evangelicals very powerful

  • Mitt Romney is Christian-ish
  • John McCain called Falwell and Robertson names
  • Obama is a radical Muslim
  • Hillary Clinton alienated Evangelicals because she was keyboard player for Slipknot
  • Red Letter Christians author, Tony Campolo


Jacob Weisberg says Ronald reagan had unresolved issues with his father

  • author of "The Bush Tragedy"


Dr. Colbert concludes the program and tries to remember something important...kicking Conan O'Brien's ass!

He exits The Eagle's Nest only his Jewish friend is there. They both walk over to O'Brien's studio to commence the ass-kicking only to find the studio door is locked.

The non-bobby-pin-carrying-Jew-boy asks Dr. Colbert for a bobby pin and laughs when he discovers where Stephen hides his spares (inside his shoe, because no one would expect them there), they attempt to open the door...(TO BE CONTINUED)

The three battled to a mutually-LeRoy-Neiman-esque-finale, fit for a portrait gallery before Mike Huckabee himself appeared and disassociated himself with all of them, ultimately closing with a naked cry for more votes.


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