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  • The Belgrade Jarred
"Kosovo declared independence from Serbia! Is this just a conspiracy by Big Atlas to make us to buy new maps!?"
  • Right Brain
"Then, conservative icon William F. Buckley passes away! I'm guessing St. Peter just bought a thesaurus!"
  • PETA Peeve
"And I sit down with animal rights activist, Ingrid Newkirk! I hope when I trap her in the interview, she doesn't try to gnaw her own leg off!"

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Hey Ben Bernanke! Stop telling us about your sagging growth!
This is
The Colbert Report.
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~ Stephen Colbert
March 3, 2008 The Colbert Report

Stephen In Russia!Edit

  • a viewer named Jacob Johnson snapped a shot of a bilboard in the Russian town of Yuzhno-Sakhalinsk showing Stephen hawking a Samsun camera of some sort
    • "Prices Wow!"
    • 3.33 py6.
  • Stephen's fee: $20,000 USD
    • or, in Russian currency: 35 dead journalist
  • China's Safely Sweet Children's Toy Paint
  • National Tourism Boards for
    • Great Britain
    • South Africa
    • Belgium
      • Hot waffles available legally in Amsterdam

Cold War Is Not OverEdit

  • People still speak Russian
  • Case closed
  • Stephen reports about the Cold War using the latest technology
    • Stephen has a phone shoe

so, Duck and Cover this is...

Something AmazingEdit

  • Dr. Colbert shows a clip of William F. Buckley, Jr. besting Ronald Reagan
    • Mr. Buckley took on liberal establishment
    • New York Times couldn't wait to slander him
      • How many legs do you think he has? He's not a caterpillar!
    • Fearless nailer of liberals on his PBS show, Firing Line
  • When Buckley winks, it's like a bite from a Black Widow spider
  • Stephen then compared Buckley to Papa Bear


Animals are the failed experiments God made on the way to making man

Stephen likes robots, like his voice activated droid

Some people defend animals, president, and co-founder of PETA, Ingrid Newkirk


Someone calls Stephen's shoe phone before saying good night.

  • apparently he got his second-hand


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