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  • Lobbyists, Guns & Money
"I profile an anti-gun lobbyist! He'll end this interview not with a bang, but with a whimper!"
  • Women & Pundits First
"And my guest, Jennifer Hooper McCarty has written a book about what really sank the Titanic! The smart money is on Leonardo DiCaprio's schwanz!"

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You put your left foot in, you take your left foot out! You put your left foot in and you shake it all about! Who knew restless leg syndrome was so much fun!?
This is
The Colbert Report.
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~ Stephen Colbert
May 13, 2008 The Colbert Report

Historic PrimaryEdit

  • the state of the Colbert Nation is STRONG!
  • Democrat primary win for Hillary
  • The USA Today
    • what the people want, just not most of them

Video Of Papa BearEdit

  • weekly search of internets for sex tapes of himself
    • takes a lot of Ambien
  • someone posted a 20-year-old video on The YouTubes
    • Papa Bear on Inside Edition
  • clip from early 1990's
    • from Sting's album's Soul Cages
    • Stephen wanted to beat someone with a lute
  • who knew he had a temper?
  • Stephen's crew is always trying to slip phrases into Stephen's TelePrompTer
    • Jimmy runs a clip of Dr. Colbert when he was the mid-day anchor of WPTS in Patterson Springs, North Carolina

Better Know A LobbyEdit

  • behind every great legislator, there is a free golf trip (?)
    • The Lobby Lobby
  • Gun Control Lobby
    • the fightin' pacifists!


Jennifer Hooper McCarty

  • book "What Really Sank the Titanic: New Forensic Discoveries"
    • greatest interview ever, nothing could go wrong



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