Production InfoEdit

Previous Episode
July 14, 2008
Production code:
Next Episode

The Check-InEdit

Dr. Colbert fished, snorkled, surfed on his vacation, whereas His Jew Friend had diarrhea.

He also previewed his show, with a rhyme:

When you're sliding into home and your pants begin to foam...


  • Nothing For Money
"The cost of living keeps going up! Although, death is surprising affordable!"
  • Barack of Ages
"Then, I try to find Barack Obama a new church! Hopefully one where they make you take a vow of not running for President!"
  • Trav-Esty
"And, my guest, Dan Esty says environmental awareness is good for business! He must be talking about wind power, because that idea BLOWS!"

Flag quote open clear2
Hey, In Touch magazine, if Brangelina turns you down, I have a pair of twins you can photograph!
This is
The Colbert Report!
Flag quote close clear2
~ Stephen Colbert
July 14, 2008 The Colbert Report

America is in deep doo-doo!Edit

  • Dr. Colbert started his show downing a can of Bud!
  • Annheiser-Busche, makers of Budweiser sold itself to a company in Belgium (the only country that makes Denmark feel good about themselves)
  • has to take a drink every time he says "Nation"
  • Belgian waffle-humpers bottle their beer by having the little boy statue pee in each and every one of them

Cost of LivingEdit

  • people are losing their homes
  • gas prices are up
  • Stephen doesn't have the new iPhone!

Dr. Colbert Looks For A Church For ObamaEdit


  • Daniel Esty
    • professor of environmental shit at Yale
    • book Green To Gold
  • believes the answer to our problems is innovation, Dr. Colbert feels it's invading Iraq


  • Dr. Colbert concludes by saying "Nation" one final time for the evening


Motherload VideosEdit

External TubesEdit

  • [URL Link Title]
  • [URL Link Title]

Reviews and CommentsEdit

Community content is available under CC-BY-SA unless otherwise noted.