Season 3 (2007) JanuaryEdit

# First aired "The Wørd" Studio guest Introductory phrase Prod#
194 1/8/2007 "Facts/Factiness" Ethan Nadelmann "On the 15th day of Christmas, your true love gave you me." 3001
Stephen was quite upset that no one waited for him to return from vacation before hanging Hussein. The Good Doctor introduced America to the Stephen Colbert's Execution Squad Dancers

195 1/9/2007 "Texas Hold 'Em" Jim Cramer I'm the frosting on America's cake. Tonight, I'll let you lick the bowl. 3002
Stephen welcomes returning guest Jim Cramer of MSNBC's Mad Money.

196 1/10/2007 "Worry" David Kamp "Who's buried in Grant's Tomb? Give up? I hope the police have too." 3003
Another thrilling adventure of Tek Jansen airs and Stephen's guest is writer and editor for Vanity Fair and GQ and author of The United States of Arugula: How We Became a Gourmet Nation, David Kamp.

197 1/11/2007 none Judy Woodruff "Tonight's show is an anagram. Can you unscramble it in time?" 3004
Stephen welcomes journalist and co-founding chairwoman of the International Women's Media Foundation, Judy Woodruff. He also celebrates the 5th anniversary of the first prisoners of the War on Terror arriving at Gitmo.

198 1/15/2007 Victory! Alex Kuczynski "Don't watch this if you are in jail, because the Truth shall set you free!" 3005
Stephen unveils a new investment segment Bears & Balls, and welcomes New York Times reporter and author of Beauty Junkies: Inside Our $15 Billion Obsession with Cosmetic Surgery, Alex Kuczynski.

199 1/16/2007 Symbolic Dinesh D'Souza "Before we begin I have to do my vocal warm-ups. (sings) Me-me-me-me-me-me." 3006
Stephen honors America with another episode of the "Sport Report" and welcomes conservative pundit and author of The Enemy At Home: The Cultural Left and Its Responsibility For 9/11, Dinesh D'Souza.

200 1/17/2007 none Richard Clarke "It's our 200th episode. Our bicentennial. Where's my commemorative quarter, U.S. Mint?" 3007
Stephen welcomes veteran counterterrorism offical and author of Breachpoint, Richard Clarke.

201 1/18/2007 Go It Alone Bill O'Reilly "Caution! You're about to watch me enter a No Spin Zone." 3008
Stephen welcomes the host of The O'Reilly Factor, Papa Bear Bill O'Reilly.

202 1/22/2007 Exact Words Thomas Schaller "Hey America, I was thinking if you're not busy for the next half hour maybe you'd like to... I don't know... you know, watch the show. It's not a date or anything we're just hanging out." 3009
More of Who's Riding My Coattails Now? and Stephen welcomes University of Maryland political scientist and author of Whistling Past Dixie: How Democrats Can Win Without the South, Thomas Schaller.

203 1/23/2007 none Michael Steele "Stay tuned for 22 minutes of highlights from tonight's show." 3010
Stephen broadcasts live via pre-tape from yesterday, discusses the Democrat's '100-hour agenda' with liberal windbag Russ Lieber and welcomes Maryland's Lt. Governor Michael Steele.

204 1/24/2007 Great News Lou Dobbs "Cleanliness is next to Godliness. Churches? Fill your baptismal founts with Purell." 3011
Stephen welcomes the host of Lou Dobbs Tonight, Lou Dobbs, along with Lou's Magical Tie.

205 1/25/2007 SMAFU Mike Wallace "Nation, it's time to grab the bull by the horns. If there are no horns, you're grabbing a cow. Stop it." 3012
Stephen welcomes senior 60 Minutes anchor Mike Wallace

206 01/29/2007 Wikilobbying Barry Lando "A,E,I,O,U and sometimes Y? Consonant or vowel? Make up your mind, we're at war." 3013
Stephen welcomes former producer for 60 Minutes, author of Web of Deceit: The History of Western Complicity in Iraq, from Churchill to Kennedy to George W. Bush and first owner of the Millennium Falcon Barry Lando.

207 01/30/2007 none Donna Shalala "I am the Hall to America's Oates." 3014
Stephen looks inside America's legal system and welcomes the former Secretary of Health & Human Services and the current President of the Univeristy of Miami, Donna Shalala. Stephen introduces America to Cuba's favorite brand of batteries, Lick Mes

208 01/31/2007 Black Sheep Jed Babbin "Warning, the contents of the USA Today are really about the USA yesterday." 3015
Stephen updates the On Notice board, discusses gay sheep and welcomes the editor of Human Events Magazine, Jed Babbin.
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