Season 4 (2008) June

# First aired "The Wørd" Studio guest Introductory phrase Prod#
402 June 2, 2008 Media Culpa Jon Paskowitz "I saw Sex and the City! Spolier Alert: she picks the Vivienne Westwood dress!" (mouths: "Oh my God!") 4071
Dr. Colbert describes to America how powerful his prayers are!
403 June 3, 2008 Unhealthy Competition George Will "Time flies, especially since I built a clockopult!" 4072
Dr. Colbert declares his guest George Will a formidable opponent!
404 June 4, 2008 (no word) Sir Salman Rushdie "Today is the first day of the rest of your life, and it's already 11:30! What a waste!" 4073
Dr. Colbert speaks with a fellow Libertarian, Bob Barr and discusses The Lost O'Reilly Tapes!
405 June 5, 2008 Oh, The Places You'll Stay Pat Buchanan "I regret that I have but one life to give! I WANT MORE LIVES!" 4074
Dr. Colbert discusses America's eventual dominance in Timber Sports on another edition of The Sport Report!
406 June 9, 2008 If At First You Don't Secede Phil Weiss "I always say, if you can't beat 'em, report them to Homeland Security; they'll beat 'em for ya!" 4075
Dr. Colbert discusses infidelity with his guest, Phil Weiss
407 June 10, 2008 (no word) Alan Rabinowitz "I'm Stephen Colbert, the most trusted name in the name of my show!" 4076
The Prescott Group brings another school movie, "The Elitist Menace Among Us"
408 June 11, 2008 U.S. Airweighs David Hajdu "The heat wave is over, but I'm still smokin'!" 4077
Dr. Colbert discusses the comic menace with his guest, David Hajdu
409 June 12, 2008 (no word) Dr. Dickson D. Despommier, Winona LaDuke "Tony Awards, it's not too late to revise your list of nominees! Kapow!" 4078
Dr. Colbert reveals the first entry in his newest greenscreen challenge, Stephen Colbert's Make McCain Exciting Challenge! He also received $24 for the island of Manhattan from guest, Winona LaDuke and mediated another Hollywood slap fight!
410 June 16, 2008 Ploy-cott Kenneth Miller, REM "Have I told you lately that I love me!?" 4079
Dr. Colbert remembers guest, Tim Russert
411 June 17, 2008 (no word) Neal Katyal, Jonathan Zittrain "Mark my words! Serious, Mark, where's my words!? I need my script!" 4080
Dr. Colbert balanced his discussion on the latest in Timber Sports news with another edition of The Sport Report with nerd talk with his guest, Jonathan Zittrain!
412 June 18, 2008 Lexicon Artist Junot Diaz "This is the dawning of the Age of Colbertius!" 4081
Dr. Colbert revealed more words to The Heroes and engaged in more nerd talk with guest, Junot Diaz!
413 June 19, 2008 (no word) Bishop N.T. Wright "Beauty isn't in the eye of the beholder! I've checked there's nothing in there but veins and goo!" 4082
Dr. Colbert talks God with an Anglican, Bishop N.T. Wright and cookies with a monster! In addition, he brings more entries in his Stephen Colbert's Make McCain Exciting Challenge and did he mention he won another Peabody!?
414 June 23, 2008 Black & White Barbara Ehrenreich "Guests of The Colbert Report stay at the luxurious Crash With A Friend!" 4083
Dr. Colbert marks the one year anniversary of his near-tragic wrist injury with generous tips and wags!
415 June 24, 2008 Beep Will Smith "I promise to deliver the truth in the next thirty minutes or it's free!" 4084
416 June 25, 2008 (no word) Paul Goldberger, Neil DeGrasse Tyson "What do I want!? My own show! When do I want it!? NOW!" 4085
Tonight's guest, Neil DeGrasse Tyson will make his fifth appearance, a record for nailings!
417 June 26, 2008 (no word) Robert Wexler "I'm about to take two weeks off! You know what that means!? Fresh Injuries!" 4086