Season 4 (2008) May

# First aired "The Wørd" Studio guest Introductory phrase Prod#
390 May 1, 2008 (no word) James Kunstler "I started my Kentucky Derby party early! I'm full of Juelp and I've got a gun!" 4059
391 May 5, 2008 Free Gas! Carl Hiaasen "Happy Cinco de Mayo! Remember, tomorrow is a great day to buy a used piñata!" 4060
Included an Alpha Dog of the Week and a late-night dance off with a mysterious South Korean pop sensation who appeared from out of the mist...
392 May 6, 2008 Collateral Friendage Nathan Gunn "Shouldn't it be: 'No we don't have any bananas'!? That's been bugging me for 75 years!" 4061
393 May 7, 2008 (no word) Hasan Elahi, George Johnson "You know what they say, when in Rome, get into a plane back to America!" 4062
394 May 8, 2008 (no word) Garrett Reisman, Arianna Huffington (no Statement of Truthiness) 4063
395 May 12, 2008 (no word) Dr. Mehmet C. Oz "The price of stamps rose a penny! Sweet, I just made 20 cents on my pack of "forever stamps"!" 4064
Dr. Colbert introduces a new segment, Cold War Update to the heroes. More threats were discussed on the Threat Down.
396 May 13, 2008 (no word) Jennifer Hooper McCarty "You put your left foot in, you take your left foot out! You put your left foot in and you shake it all about! Who knew restless leg syndrome was so much fun!?" 4065
Dr. Colbert discusses a video of Papa Bear discovered on The YouTube.
397 May 14, 2008 Declaration Of Warming Laura Dern, Grover Norquist "Give a man a fish; he'll eat for a day! Give him a sub-prime fish loan and you're in business, buddy!" 4066
Dr. Colbert regretfully had to have another Who's Not Honoring Me Now segment.
398 May 15, 2008 Jail Sweet Jail Andrei Cherny "Good things come to those who wait..." 4067
Dr. Colbert celebrates "Happy American Craft Beer Week!", discusses Secret Time-traveling Nazi Muslims and dispenses financial advice with another edition of Stephen Colbert's Bears & Balls
399 May 27, 2008 (no word) Brian Greene "We're starting summer hours here! Thank you and good night!" 4068
Dr. Colbert recognizes Fleet Week, regrets gay marriage and watches Trailers That Are Destroying America all for the benefit of The Heroes!
400 May 28, 2008 Brushback Pitch Senator Claire McCaskill "Tonight's show is brought to you by the number One and the letter Me!" 4069
Dr. Colbert brings another segment of Cheating Death!
401 May 29, 2008 (no word) David Sirota "Early to bed and early to rise makes you a loser! Let's party all night long!" 4070
Dr. Colbert wags his judging finger and tips his complimentary hat, but America's Greatest Newsman goes intergalactic with an interview of an astronaut aboard the International Space Station!
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