God Touching Adam
"The Coulter Doctrine"
you have been touched in a very special way.

A simple foreign policy based on the wisdom of Ann Coulter. It contains three separate parts:

  1. America should invade Islamic countries,
  2. kill their leaders
  3. and convert them to Christianity[1].

The sections below will delve further into each portion of the Coulter doctrine.

Invading MooslistanEdit

Just pick a general geographic area filled with swarthy people.

Kill Their LeadersEdit

Or at least the ones who have stopped doing our bidding.

Help Them Achieve a Special And Personal Relationship With Our Lord And Savior Jesus ChristEdit

Because Jesus as all about using violence!


The only controversy surrounding The Coulter Doctine is which quote should be the source for the doctrine.

Another of Miss Coulter's bits of wisdom has been considered for her "doctrine":

""When contemplating college liberals, you really regret once again that John Walker [Lindh] is not getting the death penalty. We need to execute people like John Walker [Lindh] in order to physically intimidate liberals, by making them realize that they can be killed too." [2]

Many believe it is the above quote which should be taught in schools and not the other. The reason for this controversy is that the Christianity-conversion quote does not include liberals, whereas the Lindh quote does.

The debate has been a vigorous one, with proponents for both quotes invigorating the American conversation with conservative wisdom.

Despite what you may have heard
The Coulter Doctrine
Is totally not racist!
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