The Oath of Truthiness
is a Truthiness Crusader!

This oath is required to become a Truthiness Crusader!

"Be without fear in the face of thine enemies. Being brave and upright, that God may love thee. Speak the truthiness always, even if it leads to your death. Safeguard the persecuted Republicans and oil companies; that is your oath. (*Slap*) And that is so you remember it.", click here to sign and complete your vow to truthiness!

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