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The People's Republic of Athens
is not a Recognized City of the United States of America!
It is a city of Commies that has infiltrated Our Great Nation.
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The Baby Jesus and The Baby Satan
are fighting over the very soul of
The People's Republic of Athens


The People's Republic Of Athens

Flag Of The People's Republic Of Athens

Population: Not 50, 45, 40, 30, 20, 10 Righteous people.
Mayor: Micheal Stipe (At least his first name sounds American.)
City Motto: "Lake. Sodomy. Lake."
City Flower: The Evil Mushroom
City Sport: Roman-Greco butt sex

The People's Republic of Athens though physically located in the otherwise very-Baby Jesus Southern State of Georgia, is actually about as left as the former Soviet republic. Provincial outpost of the axis of evil linking the south with evil of places like People's Republic of San Francisco and Massachusetts.

Athens History

Once open a time REM got their start here, and no one has done anything since because they are all too stoned.

Athens Today

Patton Oswald explains it

















Popular Ethnic Neighborhoods In Athens

Athens Landmarks

  • Some dinner REM use to eat at
  • The Love Shack

Famous People From Athens

  • REM
  • the B-52's (group of commie jet fighters)

A Typical Day In Athens

Strange Laws in Athens

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