Why it is ok that Obama became president. When all good fundamentalist Christians are taken up bodily into heaven, and all the heathens are left to suffer the effects of nuclear fallout, demons, and hell on earth. Even though it sounds scary you should look forward to it unless you are Buddhist, Hindu, Moslem, Catholic, Eastern Orthodox, Presbyterian, Episcopal, Quaker, Amish, Methodist, Atheist, Agnostic, Jewish, well pretty much everyone except Fundamentalist Christians.
Some people will try to tell you that Catholics do not believe in the Rapture, and will also be left out when it comes. You should ignore these people. Stephen does.
As a consolation prize, all the heathens and sodomites get a lot of free clothes.
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