"Three Musketeers Candy Bar"
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The Three Musketeers Bar is the only candy bar with a strong moral dimension. Just like The Holy Trinity, the Three Musketeers Bar is "All for One, and One for All."

Also like the Trinity, it's got nougat.

Recently, Stephen nearly passed up the Three Musketeers Bar for the sinful snack, Combos. Fortunately, the intercessory prayers of tens of thousands of people were able to infuse Our Glorious Stephen with the moral strength to choose the righteous snack.

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