Tom Tancredo
is a Beautiful Republican
God Bless America
Tom Tancredo
is an American Man of God!!!
Despite what you may have heard
Tom Tancredo
Is totally not racist!

Mr. Tancredo representing the Republican Party at the Republican Debate hosted by the NAACP

Tom Tancredo had served as the Representative from Colorado's 6th district. But he is not limited to just one state, no!

Mr. Tancredo has inserted himself into the politics of Texas and Florida (Miami, specifically) like so many invasive spam or text messages from unblocked e-mail or instant message accounts.

Tom Beats His Wife & Services farm AnimalsEdit

His Life in The Military How his life long sickness known as Yellowintestinuscowardimitus (aka "Depression") kept him from fighting for AmericaEdit

Real American Hero entrapped by “Gotcha” Journalism!

Mr. Tom's Campaign AdEdit

Mr. Tom knows the American people, and he knows how to scare the shit out of 'em!

Mr. Tom introduced a campaign ad so frightening, so realistic that everyone who has seen it has voluntarily had themselves waterboarded for fear they may at some point in their life think about a foreign terrorist outfit.


Gracefully pussying Bowing OutEdit

Tom's campaign was shamefully sabotaged by The New York Times, who bribe illegal immigrants to vote Democratic — those monsters used their liberal media trickery to make the country believe that this American Hero has an approval rating in the low thirties! Tom was hurt, naturally, but just then realized that he wanted to retire anyway, so he could spend more time with his family.

External TubesEdit


Tom Tancredo
is important enough for FOX to call "news".
Fox Urinates, You Parrot.

Tom Tancredo
is an important part of FOX's Election 2008 Coverage.
Tom Tancredo
was a United States Representative
for the state of Colorado, but has since "retired".

TGPE2008SOTUv2 This article is a stub of a Congressperson who does not have the balls to be on "The Colbert Report".
Until Tom Tancredo gets the balls to get nailed by Stephen, help America "Better Know" Tom Tancredo by unloading your gut onto this page.

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