is one of the things they don't want you to know about.

Not to be confused with truthiness, truth is a lie used by books and the liberal media to scare little children. As freedom's founding fathers, the ancient Greeks used to say, "Truth is to reality as truthiness is to fear.

Here's the main difference between truth and truthiness: telling the truth means using facts to make people gay, while telling truthiness means using your gut to spread the values of freedom. Now America, which would you rather let your children play with?

Plus, as everyone knows, reality has a liberal bias and truth is the new hate speech. So, by avoiding truth American children will be free from liberalism and hate. It's just common sense.

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