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about Prof. McDoc
Talk to me
Feel free to do stuff on my talk tube. I don't mind. No, rly. I will wait. Done? Good. I will get right back to you on that.
I won't say much, but I can say that I have a mustache, a beard, and short hair. I am also 3 feet tall and weigh 12 lbs.
I'm not trying to compete with Stephen's "The Wørd" or anything featured on Wikiality, but it is suplementary for those who enjoy good clean Colbert fun.
Welcome to Me
If you havn't noticed, I have a massive ego. There is a good reason for that, I am perfect. If you want to know more about my numerous accomplishments, just Click Here. Trying to be like me is the next best thing to trying to be like Stephen. You may be wondering why I said Try to be and not just Be, well, that is because actually being someone of my awesomeness is close to impossible. Only very few have accomplished or have the potential to accomplish my level of Colbertificness. Many of the people in the Colbert Loyalists have that kind of potential. You will also notice that I have started using this symbol a lot-®. That is because it is needed to keep my integrity. Without that, what would prevent you from using that to slander my name, like saying I'm Dane Cook's friend. That would be humiliating.
My full name
The Prof. McDoc's full name is The Great Holy Reverend Brigadear General Proffessor McDoctor McNinja McStiney The Negative McPimpmiester the Fourth, I Mean The Third, I Mean Thirty-seventh The First And A Half Plus Fourteen Minus Two Divided By Pi The First Cha Cha Cha Delicious, The Great Pubah Czar of Poopville®. That's it. I know it is modest, but there will be additions later, and I will continue to add more. I am also a chavalier, master tactician, and the worlds best detective, but I don't know how to fit these other things into my name.
44th President of the United States
Prof. McDoc® will not except that Barack Hussein Obama is the president of the United States, so as far as he is concerned, the United States won't have a 44th president. For the next 4 years, there will simply be no president. McCain Rules!!!!!!!!! No, on the other hand, I think that Ronald Reagan should be raised from the dead to be the 44th president. Every one would be a lot happier. All of the worlds problems (by which I mean Democrats) would be solved. Yeah, that's it. Hooray for the Honorable Ronald Reagan, who is most certainly not the antichrist. HA! That's right, I said it, NOT THE ANTICHRIST!!! Nobody cares if he has a lot of six letter names.
I have never been wrong, and never will be. Never assume that I am wrong. There is no possibility of that. No, seriously, never. Don't even try. Hey!!!!!!! I saw that, you thought that I was wrong. That is impossible. I mean, he has been less right, but, never wrong. I mean it. BTW, if you can find one of the rare occasions where I was wrong, let me know so I can prove you wrong.
The Colbert Loyalists were originally created to combat the bears during the "False Alarm" of December 31, 1999. The "False Alarm" was a rare occasion when Prof. McDoc was less wright than usuall. He still wasn't wrong, because the bears would eventuall rise up against the Colbert Nation.