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Mitt Romney is not your average Republican hopeful at the 2012 Presidential election.

He fights for...

Environmental perpetuity

Higher education

White-collar crime

Cocaine defense

Lower-cost homebuilding

Safer motorways

But what about Rick Santorum? Stephen Colbert dukes it out on his official Colb-Blog! Read Colbert's zany reflections on choosing the next President of the U.S.A. at www.colbertnation.com.